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Registered Member #49
Joined: Tue Dec 06 2005, 01:37AMPosts: 1561 |
Yesterday I had to do some shopping, so I said why not Wal-Mart. Well I forgot how crowded Wal-Mart gets, and when I went to pay for my stuff, all the lines were packed as hell and I only had 3 things so I just got in the self checkout line. Person at the register takes nearly 3 minutes to scan one item, they can't figure it out. Finally an employee walks them through it. Then the next person in line moves up, takes them an additional 5 minutes to scan 2 items, after having listened to the explanation by the employee. I go up, scan my 3 things in a what must be a Jersey record of 13 seconds, pay, and for entertainment purposes I step to the side. I watched the next 3 people in line struggle almost to the brink of tears to take a bar code and move it in front of a red light. I was dying. Well I need to pick up a few more things later today and you're all in luck, i'll take pictures of anything you request from Neosporin to the walmart greeters, whatever you want. Just suggest something. |
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| Knightrider |
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Meteor 2016
Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PM Posts: 3503 |
Put condoms into people's buggies, then take pictures of the expressions on their faces when they realize that there is a box of condoms about to be purchased by them. | ||
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| nostie |
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Registered Member #185
Joined: Thu Mar 30 2006, 10:42PM Posts: 3167 |
Nightrider wrote ... Put condoms into people's buggies, then take pictures of the expressions on their faces when they realize that there is a box of condoms about to be purchased by them. that would be ma_priceless. magnums. |
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| gLiTch |
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Anal Assassin
Registered Member #455
Joined: Mon Oct 09 2006, 04:58AMPosts: 3848 |
put hemerroid cream in there baskets and take pics lol. | ||
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| kd. |
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Registered Member #75
Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PM Posts: 3128 |
Night, WTF IS A BUGGIE? | ||
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The All-Cum Diet
Registered Member #47
Joined: Mon Dec 05 2005, 04:55PM Posts: 1888 |
Take a picture of someone getting a blowjob from the pharmacist while using a wiffle-ball bat to smack around the greeter, while shoving a romantic novel up his ass (preferably one with Fabio on the cover), while signing his name to a birthday card, while his friend drops man-seed into the newest issue of guns and ammo, while...er...wait...fuck it. Just take a picture of a redneck beating her kid. That shouldn't be too hard; just make sure the lens cap is off and you're guaranteed to get that pic. Edited Wed Jun 27 2007, 07:39PM |
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| A Drunk |
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Registered Member #437
Joined: Sat Sep 23 2006, 02:18AM Posts: 1224 |
gLiTchâ„¢ wrote ... i was going to say that. Also to fetus, WTF.
put hemerroid cream in there baskets and take pics lol. |
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Registered Member #75
Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PM Posts: 3128 |
Take a picture of you wearing a mask from the toys section scaring little kids. Or you/someone you know using the PA system.:D |
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Meteor 2016
Registered Member #316
Joined: Mon Jun 26 2006, 09:14PM Posts: 3503 |
A buggie is also known as a shopping cart. We use that terminology here in Pittsburgh, and the rest of Pennsylvania. | ||
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Registered Member #75
Joined: Sat Dec 17 2005, 08:51PM Posts: 3128 |
You call soda POP too, huh. | ||
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